so i have this new obsession. it's called the XBox. more specifically, it's called:
**mortal kombat vs. dc comics**
or something along those lines. and while i admit that i have never been a big fan of video games before **excluding 1080 on the nintendo 64, which is still my favorite game to this day** i am currently obsessed with the aforementioned game. blame it on my beau.
he hooked up the said console to our brand new 46-inch LCD samsung flat screen TV and suddenly all the colors that were so bland and grainy on my crappy no-name-brand 27-inch box of a television were all so **vivid and pretty.** i could reach out and grab wonder woman's lasso and deathstroke's sword (and really, with a name like deathstroke, he's just begging for trouble). it was amazing how much better game graphics are (and regular television shows, i might add) on this monstrosity. and it was quite sad how quickly i fell in love with the television. and game.
**and scorpion.**
he's my chosen character. i am pretty good with him. decent on sonya, subpar on darkseid. something about scorpion gets my blood boiling, my adrenaline pumping, my talkin' a bit more of mess. as my fingers so ungracefully maneuver that little fake man around my screen kickin' booty and my mouth cries out his words of "get over here!" i realize **i am nothing short of heaven.**
apparently, i need not only a job. i need a life.
**(but in the meantime, i'm shutting this off and getting back to some booty-whoopins!)**
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"something about scorpion gets my blood boiling, my adrenaline pumping, my talkin' a bit more of mess"
ReplyDeleteOMG. You're losin' it. You've gone Uber-Geek. Super Dork. Deathdweeb. Go now...run outside, get a life...lol
By the way, courtesy of online thesaurus.com
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You are welcome...lol
kev . . . i told you i need a life! i am never that geeky but last night i was simply addicted! today? different story. couldn't care less if i even turned that thing on. funny how that works.
ReplyDeleteand while i appreciate you taking the time to find other words for me to call my man, i think i'll stick with 'beau,' although i do admit that 'my little cabbage' is tempting!
Oh yes my dear- I am the BEST form of birth control!
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