a quiz, cuz i can.

so i'm supposed to be teaching this old lady how to do these forms for work. problem is, she's *incredibly* annoying. or maybe i should say she's inquisitive. either way, she drives me nuts. and so now i'm pretending to be doing work -- you know, looking down at my "paperwork" on my desk every once in awhile, shuffling papers, pulling out folders, etc. -- all in the name of putting off the training. i have two hours left and i'm not sure i can keep this up for too much longer before my boss asks me when i'm going to train her. but until that time comes, i'm going to continue to "work" and do nothing online. yay!

a quiz for your reading / viewing pleasure.

have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
*nope . . . never. i had once considered getting my eyebrow pierced, but am ridiculously glad i never did. now i would *never* ever consider any facial piercing.

does a kiss make you feel better?
*depends on who's doing the kissing and where.

have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
*not that i can recall. my sister once dropped me when i was like 3 after she was swinging me in a circle by my arms. i passed out then. my very first memory is waking up screaming and my oldest sister holding my tongue. *great first memory, huh?*

do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
*before i get in. who wants to stand in freezing cold water while waiting for it to turn hot?!?

what did you do today?
*worked. drove back and forth from dona ana base camp. going to cook dinner tonight. then sleep.

Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?
*not that i can remember.

Have you had more than 3 boyfriends / girlfriends at the same time?
*uh, i might've dated more than 3 people at the same time, but none qualified as a boyfriend if i did.

have you ever thought about your death?
*as a matter of fact, i have. i used to play "who killed me and why" with my friends. via text message. and then i promptly got on anxiety medication.

ever been in love?
*i've been *in compatability* with someone. is that the same thing?

would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
*at this time in my life, i think i'd rather be in a relationship, although i'm not sure i'd call it a permanent one. i think i've played the field enough to know what i do and do not want.

what is your favorite sport?
*to play? soccer. to watch? basketball.

what color is your shower curtain?
*it's maroon and tan, i think.

have you ever had stitches?
*nope. a butterfly bandage, but it should've been stitches.

did you believe that boys / girls had cooties?
*i'm sure i did when i was little. no clue.

do you know how to use chopsticks?
*i can use them, but not very well. i prefer a fork.

lyrics stuck in your head?
*"you were in my heart" by lenny kravitz. i'm singing along to the song.

do you like the Red Sox or Yankees?
*nope . . . i'm a giants fan.

what are you doing tomorrow?
*prolly pretty much the same thing i did today. fun stuff.

who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?
*your mom . . . she's hott.

have you ever given money to a homeless person?
*quite frequently, although watching "intervention" has led me to believe that they're all alcoholic crack whores. either way, i still give. "WWJD" (ha!)

have you ever run over an animal?
*only a buzzard. on purpose. kind of. i thought the stupid bird would be smart enough to move. and it was . . . but flew right into my windshield. bird feathers for DAYS!

what is your favorite cereal?
*i'm a fan of cream of wheat *delish*

have you ever had an oreo with peanut butter?
*nope, but i wouldn't be opposed to trying it.

What are you doing right at this moment?
*avoiding teaching the new lady the forms *she's rather annoying*

do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced?
*i don't think it's right for *any* man to have his tongue pierced. period.

where's your favorite place to be?
*my house

what's your favorite song?
*oh so many to choose from. i'm feeling "ai du" from *unfaithful* . . . can't think of the artist . . . ali farka toure, maybe? it's a *great* song.

are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
*coffee! YAY!

have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
*nope . . . my mama would've kicked my *you-know-what* had i done that as a kid . . . or adult!

have you ever been skinny dipping?
*yep . . . at my mama's house. with my sister. bad idea.

have you ever been arrested?
*no sir. i was a good kid.

do you dream in black and white?
*only when i'm not dreaming in color.

do you talk in your sleep?
*not sure. i'm typically sleeping and can't tell.

do you snore?
*nope.

are you a redneck?
*nope . . . but i am related to *more* than a few.

funniest thing you heard all day?
*your mama jokes . . . they *still* crack me up. and we do them daily, all day long.

have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?
*not that i can think of, but i'm sure i have!

what are you afraid of?
*dying young / alone, driving over water.