2.18.2009

today's haiku

Contracting jobs suck
People don’t know what is up
May not fly next week
who wrote this? at

8 comments:

  1. HollyDollyFebruary 18, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    and as of just a few minutes ago . . . i am now not flying on 25 february because this company i work for is beyond retarded! so maybe march, if i go at all.

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  2. HayleyFebruary 18, 2009 at 9:05 PM

    So move to Utah and work as a contractor on Dugway PERMANENTLY!!!

    Bwahahaha, I made a funny

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  3. HollyDollyFebruary 19, 2009 at 8:43 AM

    woo . . . you are hilarious! i am wiping away the tears in my eyes. why don't you guys just move back to texas? it's *much* better here!

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  4. HayleyFebruary 19, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    You know, John and I were having this conversation about how even adults can breathe in liquid if they train themselves to because it's just like a baby breathing amniotic fluid.

    And I automatically thought of breathing the humid air in Texas.

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  5. HollyDollyFebruary 19, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    you're crazy. the humidity is just a small part of texas. you have everything else here you'd need. it's better than dugway!

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  6. Searls StuffFebruary 19, 2009 at 6:43 PM

    So true! But honestly, what else is there to do in this area?!?! You could always finish school and teach!

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  7. HollyDollyFebruary 20, 2009 at 8:31 AM

    teach? are you CRAZY? no way, no how! i'm actually just waiting for the market to pick back up so i can get into real estate *again* and hopefully make some money there. that, or i could just find a REALLY rich man!

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  8. HayleyFebruary 20, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    Oh, John does not stop farting. EVER. But if anyone else does, it's SUCH an insult to him!

    But he won't fart in front of anyone he doesn't live with. He'll hold it in until he gets home so I can experience it.

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